Bernies

2YEARS I WORKED IN THIS BAR AND IVE SEEN ALL I NEED TO SEE IN LIFE.
Thankyou 4 two special years bernie, i will never forget the things we did and had. If you choose to open up some other bar i will come out of retirement, if not then my days in Greece are over.

LOVE YOU MAN

Bernie has left the island, new owners for 2005

big shout to bernie u the man u had some quality staff workin here especiaaly aussie chris. any way mate c u in nottingham

big shout to the man bernie, hows it goin mate?had sum quality nights in the bar jumpin in the sea n playin sum f**kd up drinking games!!
shout to clare(splinter), 2jo's, chris, si, andy and the rest....see u all nx yr....
keep the drinks cheap n strong, the bar girls stunnin n the laptop photos goin!!

bernies is the most entertaining bar in kardamena .say hello 2 bernie /chris and andy
from mad for it martin and sharon

We went into Bernies Bar a couple of times throughout the week and really liked it! there really nice in there and really friendly! def worth going into to start your evening as unlike the clubs and some of the other bars they have really reasonable prices!

we were here everynite! we started off as the regular 'irregulars' but then got upgraded after we sampled what bernies had to offer! we had the same seats and drinks everynite and chris was always on hand to entertain us whether sun or wind (let it blow).Bernie was great and we will never be able to listen to robbie williams let me entertain you in the same way without thinking of him! this bar is great to get u going and the staff are all fantastic! we loved it!

any 1 get a blue lagoon? oh my god that gave us some laughs and hopefully u sum to we were just stunned best bit is the trampet in the day

Oh my god!!! You have to go to Bernie's, he is the nicest guy on the planet!!However, dont finish your drink in time, and he'll give you a forfit!!For the group of 9 leeds lasses it was pogo sticking!!Soo embarrassing but wicked! And does anyone know if Chris (pr)did actually win 7.5 million playing the lottery?Lovely AND loaded, he's mine girls.See ya next year Bernies!!xx

Absolutely the best bar in Kos!!!!! Everyone should start off there EVERY night! The boys absolutely LOVE Claire. We don't like Bernie's...........We F**king love it!

Hey to All at Bernies,

My advice to the ladies:
1) Neve tell Bernie where you are saying as he'll knock on your door at 5am in the morning, and try and get in bed with you (yeah keep the clothes on, he he)

2) You have to play the ice game !!!!!

Love you Bernie.....

Donna and Helen

The bast bar in Kos!!! we loved Bernies..started there everynight without fail! Andy, Bernie and Claire are great! they play great music and claire makes the best sex on the beach (cocktail)! and as the T-shirt says....we dont like bernies bar....we f*cking love it!

Andy...your great x

very disapointed to be away from kos and more importantly bernies. which is THE BEST BAR IN KOS!!!!! DEFINATELY!!!!! the biggest shout out to bernie, andy, and claire (we all love you! especially claire!) to anyone reading this who is going to kos! go to bernies it is the best always started my night in bernies! we don't like bernies bar..........we f*cking love it!!!!!

had a great time at this bar. get chris (jonnie depp lookalike) to get the eleccy shock game out, u'll have a laff playin that when ur pissed. Bernies up for partyin as late as you are.

say hi from the scouse birds for me !!!! haha

wot a bar, bernie is the best bar owner in kardemena!! wot a bunch of staff, bo, bo, i say bopper! stuart little, f.a cup and the hunchback of kardamena!!!
chuck em in the sea
i hate to see you leave, but i love to watch you go!!!

We didnt find this palce until the second week but after that we went almost every night! The drinks are a realy good price but the music wasnt too good. The staff were amazing especialy Andy!!

Went Kardamena in 2003 and still missing Bernies. Glad 2 hear they're still keeping up the old catchphrase. But think u missed the best year with craziee Bernie and his crew, chucking people into the water - classic! But scary. Legends.

hey Bernie andy simon its suzie had a great time at your bar it was great fun txt and email you all soon x

Nicola says hi andy get her to email you soon x

bernies bar is the best bar in kardamena. cheap drinks great staff! if you want a good night out on holiday you must go to bernies! chris is the funniest pr and bernie and jo are great!

hey kate, stop.... carry on! sligtly shocked to be readin reviews and then seeing my name in it!!! was a bit pissed meself that nite and dont really remember much but was a laff and get in touch if ya got any spare time in between filmin hollyoaks (theaggie@hotmail.com)

to be fair, i don't like bernies bar... i f**cking love it! (sorry, had to be done) bernies bar is wicked! chris the aussie convict is the best pr in kos, bernie and boppper (hope you are treasuring the crazy b***h hat)are legends in their own right and jo the drinks ho is... damn fit! oh yea and if ya readin this bernie... we cheated on the elctric shock game,it was tunred off the whole time, haha but cheers for the fishbowl anyways!!

Me and my friend Sarah were urged to come in here when we were very worse for wear at about 3 in the morning- we came in and bought water, but it was still fab! (we were here from 8th to 15th july)
Bernie welcomed us warmly and told us jokes which we actually got (despite our boozed state!) and we met Aggie, Justin Timberfake and their friends...
if anyone remembers Aggie and is still in touch with him- tell him Kate who was scared of the electric shock game still remembers him, and thanks for walking me and my friends home that night (via maccy D's!!)...we bonded over bigady bigady bongs and Jade Goody! shame i didnt get to know him better but that's holidays for u!!
we dont like bernie's bar...we f*****g love it!

What more can be said, Fantastic Bar! Just got back yesterday after spending nearly two weeks in Bernies Bar! Jo is the fittest bar maid in Kos, she's mint! Chris, Paul and Bernie are all cool guys and I'd recommend coming here anyday. Try arguing with Chris, you've got no chance! Haha.

Bernies was bloody fantastic I just got home this morning - believe it or not on the same flight as Bernie himself as he was goin home to Middlesbrough for a week (smoggie!!!) Kos was bar far the most fun holiday i've been on and that had a lot to do with Bernies bar, Chris is the funniest bloke ever (NEXT!) Jo was fantastic and even paul despite the constant hitting on me. Bernie ur a legend, wish u had a bar here in Newcastle, we'll be sending the fotos of u being thrown into the sea soon, plus i wanna t-shirt!!! cheers x

we don't like bernies bar....we f**kin' love it! best bar i've ever been in. chris the aussie pr is arguably the funniest bloke i've met. bernie is always up for a laugh (i've heard he likes swimming with the fishes) with a very attractive woman behind the bar, jo, what more could you ever ask for?

i just come back from kardamena, and i went to bernies every night!!! i didn't like it, i f**kin loved it!!! go there every1, bernie is safe as houses, funny chap. so is chris, one of the pr's there - aussie dude. and jo, the waitress, she is so sound, she knows how to get ya wasted for sure. just chill jo. remember?? if you do, its karl. i'm gona b back in 6weeks, so get uz sum mo sex on the beaches please!! c u soon.

hey up penny, my advice is to go bernies & never leave there, ladies try & beat my fastest shot time with a proper drink like sambuca not schnapps thats for big girls, if you beat me i may after kill you... email us soon penny, only one thing to say go to bernies & get w**ked!!!!!!! b e r n i e s............... lisa & theresa

It's absolute madness at Bernie's we had so much fun! Cocktails are so strong and they give out free sparklers! Wow! Our holiday in 2003 was fantastic and that was mainly becuase of the fun at bernie's bar! You can't go to Kos without going to Bernie's!

********I don't like Bernie's Bar..... I F*cking LOVE IT!*************

AY UP LEE PAT BUTCHER. ITS DAN U BEST BE OUT THERE THIS SEASON. BIG UP 2 BERNIE AND HAPPY NEY YEAR ANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi, i went cardamenor last year with my partner david and one bar with became one of our regular wetting wells was bernies pub. also i thought well why not, and just went 4 it and guess what he cut the lawn and the bushes at once.the staff there are great and im going back this year, and i told them i'll give u a ring at about 7.56am and we'll arange a get 2gether maybe in the village hall. anyway it was a great hoilday allround. thank god 4 chop parsley.

i was out last year to greece with my grandad, had a great time with the bernies lads, for a small bar you sure do big things.

the only down side was my grandad rupert choking to death on an olive when we were flying back home to shrewsbury, i cant bring myself to burrying him as he sits in his favourite chair at home in his "i dont like bernies bar i f**king love it top" .we will both be back next year, im considering digging up some of my relatives so grandad rupert doesnt feel alone.

billy onions

easy all. this summer if your in the kardamena area get your f**king heads down 2 bernies bar and get your self f**k.f**k the rest we're the best. gnr . 4ever in blue jeans. pr superstar

Please forgive me Bernie, Forgot that no one likes Bernies Bar, we f***in love it! Ok email address is lizrbaker82@hotmail. Really can't wait to hear about ur project, expecting somethin groce/illegal.In case uv forgotton im very sarcastic or try to be!
Can't wait for summer (i do mean that)

i dont have an e-mail! could you just tell me what the plousia is like and where abouts it is! I havent been to bernies bar before so i could't mark it the computer did it itself ok gurl!!!!

I never been before coming july 2004!!! do you have a website so we can see what the place is like? Do you know anything about the plousia apartments what are they like?

Hello Bernie what sort of dodgy 'prodject' are u doing? We've got plenty of photos but there more pissed then smiley faces, we'll sort some out for ya soon. How was the reunion, any sexual harassment cases brought against u? ;)

Her Name is spelt "Lee" Bernie, not "Leigh"

oh how we loved bernies!!! we were first lured in by the gorgeous andy and lee, self confessed bike s**ts, who turned us into bar s**ts! still got the sparklers...and the t-shirt!! hope to see you all again in july x

Hi Bernie, thanx for the invite but I'll be back in Newcastle at uni, so will Jill and Manda. Sounds like a laugh say hi to evryone for us especially Tigger, hope u enjoy the Bella- Enda ;) When r u goin back to Kos? I thought u lived there! Have fun see y'all in summer. Oh yeah, how could I put out at 100mph?!

Hi everyone at Bernie's, I was out there with my mates jill and amanda on hol at first then workin ( got sacked from 4 jobs and always came to ur place 2 drown my sorrows!) Remember gettin harrassed by the staff mainly lee and the man himself who introduced me to whitesnake on a drive to the mountains in the berniemobile..something I'll always be grateful for.Anyway hope to go back to kd in the summer for a hol just to say "you're a cock!"
Hope ur all doin ok :)

hey bernie it's becci, remeber me i was working for christian with welsh
emma and scouse mouse at the light house bar. hope you had a good xmas
and a great new year. emma told me you shut up bar and did a bit of
travelling, a well deserved break i reckon. i have spoken to paul a few times
and still see all the welsh lot. well unfortunately i won't be able to come out
next year, as i'm of to study in oz for 6 months, should be cool, but i hope you
have a wicked season. xx

yassou baby!! bernies was one of the best bars on the island hi to andy, lee, bernie, paul and anyone else!! missing kos lots but will be back next year probably with lauren. Got some good photos love the one of your car B!! would love to stay in touch if you want email me truplayez@lycos.co.uk. x x

Lively and cheap, a good place where makin' friends.

Is this now Bernies Bar? If it is 'we dont like Bernies Bar we f***in love it!'. If not, i will tell you about it anyway. It has to be the best bar in Kardamena. Not only are the bar staff friendly, funny and gorgeous, the pr's are absolutley craaazy! They are both gorgeous too. They even give out free sparklers and tea bags. The drinks are cheap, the music is great and the entertainment of just watching the pr's is hillarious. Very highly recommended to anyone who wants a right laugh. See you next year guys.X

Iheard a rumour when i was in kos the other week that bernie was a raginig bum bandit. can anyone confirm this, because i feel that if it is true we need to alert the unsusupecting holidaymakers so that dont get too close to that strange little man.

Me and my mate are coming over in may and would love the chance for a job in kardamena, i went last year and thought it was wicked!! if anyone has any ideas i would love to know
catherinegill696@hotmail.com

Went to Kos for a 2 week holiday, but ended up staying for 5 weeks. Honestly it is that good there! Youve got to go and see for yourself. The owners and Pr here were lovely, and Dale (PR) is GORGEOUS!!! And how can I forget Martin, the madhead!! Hope to see you next season

Was amazin!! cheap and livley, comin back next year made loads of friends, Dave and Wendy r really nice and Dave KEEP IT TIGHT!

its great there. I recomend Dogs B*ll*cks. Dave and Wendy are really nice we go there every year. i gtive it 10/10 xxAmyxx

Dave and Wendy make you very welcome. Good value drinks and a superb atmosphere.