We f*****n love the Kardamena in July...so much that we're comin back next July. The "warwick girls" are *team heartbroken* since we came back, and the only way to relieve that heartbreak is to go back again!
Best time to go- definitely July.
Best animals- Pedro the wasp and Tony the cat.
Best pool- Tony's Pool.
Best bars- Buddies, Kings Arms, Liquid, No Name Bar, Toxic, Ultramarine, Liquid, Bernies, Mas Y Mas...well ok, all of them- need i say more?!
Best 24 hour mart- the one by Status, the man loves Jen's visits at 4am looking for her strawberry yoghurts with the chocolate cereal bits in them.
Best night- foam party at "stellios"

I think i speak on behalf of all of team heartbreak when i say...Angel we miss u! and thank u for letting us use your lovely home to store our suitcases in, even though we smashed a bottle of vodka on the floor (we are very sorry!)
The maid at Plousia only decided to properly clean our apartments on the last day, but no fear- i was there to be anal and do all the washing up and even clean the sink! If you've not got a friend like me to do the cleaning then u might need to live in squalor for however long ur there, but its sooo worth it! esp when ur sharing an apartment block with chris, tom, beaver etc! (we miss sharing super noddles with u on the stairs at 5 in the morning guys- we're the french knicker girls!)
Tony's is the best- where else do you get to see Angel shooting hoops and throwing unsuspecting girls off their lilos?!

and also....these apartments werent quiet purely because we were staying there! u dont need quietness when ur in kardamena!

me and char, my fellow girl on tour loved this place- we got to do the "cha cha slide" and sit on a broken bench too! what more could u want? the staff were lovely too- they gave us free shots when in fact ur not really supposed to get them. this place is fab for stopping off and having a cheeky cocktail before u reach bar street

Me and my friend Sarah were urged to come in here when we were very worse for wear at about 3 in the morning- we came in and bought water, but it was still fab! (we were here from 8th to 15th july)
Bernie welcomed us warmly and told us jokes which we actually got (despite our boozed state!) and we met Aggie, Justin Timberfake and their friends...
if anyone remembers Aggie and is still in touch with him- tell him Kate who was scared of the electric shock game still remembers him, and thanks for walking me and my friends home that night (via maccy D's!!)...we bonded over bigady bigady bongs and Jade Goody! shame i didnt get to know him better but that's holidays for u!!
we dont like bernie's bar...we f*****g love it!

kate from warwick and the other girls on tour love buddies...
we love the fact that they play pink vs eurythmics every night- we love that song.
we love the fact that the vodka jellies are the best we've ever had!
we love the fact that we can meet lozza and steve in there, and they can turn around to us and say "someone told us ur 16" (yeh right love, ok!)
we love the fact that sarah can eye up the guy in the pink affro wig from the seats outside buddies (conveniently he only works at chilli peppers!)
we love the fact that clare gets free drinks when her and bex are upset and drunk
we love the fact that dan #1 says "jacka**e" instead of "jackass" (bless- i miss dan!)
we love the fact that dan # 2 can turn his ears inside out and gross us all out, but that clare pulls him anyway!
and finally, i love the fact that i dragged my friends here every night cuz i wanted to see dan the pr and talk to him about legoland! hehe

cheeky cocktails and early beers...
theres no other place to go- it has to be here!
u can see greek birds (it makes char's day!) and u can eat as many paprika crisps and peanuts as u like
oh yeah, and the cocktails are good too!

As one of the warwick girls i have to say...
sarah thinks the pr with the pink affro wig is "perfect in every way" !!!

If it wasnt for the kings arms team heartbreak would have never have experienced all these things...
kate would have never been nicknamed debbie dean
clare wouldnt have got laid (!)
we wouldnt have met l l cool jason, kris and the crew
we would never have experienced the wonders of a turbo reef
jo would never have retched in front of kris (due to too many turbo reefs- as mentioned above!)
char would never have been caught on camera wearing craig's cowboy hat and aviator shades
we would never have ventured round the corner and met the boys of summer- consequently, bex would never have met james (disaster!) and we would never have met neil, dan and dan.
so we owe the kings arms alot- it was the first bar of our holiday and we love it!!! nearly as much as we love the gyros!!!!

Paul Wood....u look like sills!!!
(sorry, never gonna grow old) Clare loves u baby!!

Me and jen loved this place- u get to pour ur own cocktails!
but....u get watched over in case u put in too much alcohol, and if u do they confiscate the bottles!
not that we would know u understand!

Home of dave, ian, andy, steve (who was sick in the box)...i loved this place and team holiday did too. consequently we spent many an evening here being told by the PR that he is the biggest slag in Kardamena (i believe him- when we got home i was talkin to one of my friends whos been there too and we discovered that her friend had "been there...done him"! she's not alone there i don't think!)

Look out for guys in "g unit" hats when ur here!
the dj will shout almost anything for u, its gr8 fun!

we love stellios foam parties!
team foam rules!
u havnt lived until you've been to the foam party here- it was the best night of my holiday (*team foam* i love you guys!!)

status aka stavros, stati...
best club ever, for the simple reason that team foam (me clare and sez) were allowed in here, even after we had drenched ourselves in foam and looked like the most unattractive drowned rats on stilts ever to walk the streets of kardamena!
i'm suprised we were allowed to walk through the doors...although they did make us wipe off allllll the foam before going in :( !
tom and jerry on the tv screens, cant be beaten. got some comedy photos taken in here, mostly of bex pulling random not-so-good-looking guys (one piece of advice, look closely before u pull- ITS DARK IN STATUS!) stati rules!

the pr's here are very amusing (and strong to take our weight!)- me and char got picked up and escorted inside here, where we were put down on a stool and told to drink...
to everyone who saw up our skirts that night...sorry bout that one!