hey kate, stop.... carry on! sligtly shocked to be readin reviews and then seeing my name in it!!! was a bit pissed meself that nite and dont really remember much but was a laff and get in touch if ya got any spare time in between filmin hollyoaks (theaggie@hotmail.com)

to be fair, i don't like bernies bar... i f**cking love it! (sorry, had to be done) bernies bar is wicked! chris the aussie convict is the best pr in kos, bernie and boppper (hope you are treasuring the crazy b***h hat)are legends in their own right and jo the drinks ho is... damn fit! oh yea and if ya readin this bernie... we cheated on the elctric shock game,it was tunred off the whole time, haha but cheers for the fishbowl anyways!!

5.5 Euro Pukka Pie, Chips, Gravy and Mushy Peas!!! So satisfying at 4am when ya fooked!!! Why is there no Tasty Corner in England!!!

place is ok, bit basic but expected from 18-30. kitchen is pretty useless, only decent thing is the fridge! there is a swimming pool, the only prob is that its filled with sewerage and not in use! decent location, about a minute walk to beach and 2 minutes to the rok and a spar just over road!
the owner seemed alrite after he had a "quiet word" with us about the s**t state of our rooms and the missin axe form the fire box!?! wud suggest gettin a safety deposit box somewhere as all the keys work in nearly every door, and the 1st floor balconies are pretty easy to climb onto, but comes in handy when ya locked out at 5am! and the beds are squeakier than joe pasqualie on helium so half of kos can tell when ya goin for it!
overall pretty its pretty good if ya jus wanna get pissed and sleep somewhere