i hear that bernie has strook a deal to get andy and lee back to pr at bernies bar this coming season (they are in gambia,africa at present)if any one ever went in that bar you will know what they are all about, well done lads if you are about.never forget the night lee smashed andys head into a glass topped table after andy kicked him into the f**king sea, never laughed so much and it was a pleasure to be there at bernies, the price,atmos and entertainment mixed with the attitude and indi /rock was a winner . if you ever see any thing go to bernies, but be carefull it gets crazy after 10 .00 pm !!!!!!!!1

BERNIES BAR WAS TOO MUCH, THE BLACK DEATH SHOTS, J E S U S

I REMEMBER THE DUDLEEEEEEEEEEEEEY GIRLS VERY WELL. ANDYATLEWISHAM@AOL.COM, MICHALA, OR HOW EVER YOU SPELL IT HELLO

What were those drinks that were served at Bernies bar ?
Squashed frogs and black deaths ?
I want to know the recipie but they told me they would have to kill me if they told me!

Billy Onions wiil b back

i was out last year to greece with my grandad, had a great time with the bernies lads, for a small bar you sure do big things.

the only down side was my grandad rupert choking to death on an olive when we were flying back home to shrewsbury, i cant bring myself to burrying him as he sits in his favourite chair at home in his "i dont like bernies bar i f**king love it top" .we will both be back next year, im considering digging up some of my relatives so grandad rupert doesnt feel alone.

billy onions

i went in bernies bar and i was called a moog, what the f**k is a moog?

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just been to kardamina for the 5th time and heres my dos and donts for all you crazy, lazy sexy drinkers heading out there .........

(1) avoid any bar crawl you are offered, you will be overcharged and taken to the 'rip off' bars without any say, so say no to those pushy reps who dont care about you and have there heads up there a**es.

(2) the main bar street bars will charge two to three times more than the other bars on the resort, avoid them like polio.

(3) from the funky worm to bernies bar on the harbour front you will find more reasonable bars to booze in before you hit the clubs, this is only for the wise people.

(4) dont go on the volcano trip, there is one bar on the volcano run by the ginger onion, a pint of pineappleade set me back the equivelant of 14 pounds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(5) the amazon resteraunt is a value4 money place to eat and drink.

(6) if you are in any greek run bar then avoid saying cheers, as it sounds like chiz, which is the greek meaning for hairy chest !!!!! a crisp yamas would suffice !

(7) do not bother with your export beers, stick to the mythos and amstel, it does the same trick for half the price, also drink house spirits, keep away from the premium labels boys and girls.

(8) if you ever feel the need to cycle, walk or drive into the mountains avoid the north facing vineyards and orange groves, this land is run by the infamous gambini brothers and they will kick the s**t out of you on the spot if you so much as touch a grape or infact step on there soil, the gambini mountain men are the law.

i dont like kardamina........
i love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!