Marios

Mario's

Well what can I say? - you have to be there to experience it - make this bar number one on your list to visit you want be disapointed. Friendly staff - great fishbowls and great atomosphere

Big hello's to Katie and Nico (Panda Oformos) and high five to Danny

See you back there in July 04 xxx

Mario's does the best Fish bowls ever you need to try one, I guarantee you'll love it. Nico Boss Boss man is the nicest man ever and we love him and Katy who works at the bar, Big shouts to Dan and to Matt who gets there in the next few weeks, Girls - (matt is well fit you gotta go just to see him)

Nico Yassou gouglias (hope thats right) looking forward to my next greek launguage lesson see ya soon

Clare and Sam x

Yes, it's all good fun, like when I sat on guncock pete's big sexy face.

I know the real DJ on the island. He is a big gay, just like me.

Put us together and we are two giant gays.

OOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MINCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!dj ez+ (easy gay)

Peace out.

Men xx

listen right i dunno who it is pretending to be me i dont really mind its all good fun but how can this and other bars put down just blue when as far as i know they have the only real dj in kos i know him from london and i know he does a good job so fix up yourself..

thanks u guys for making our holiday ( mitch, dannie, andy and robbie) it was fun.. be there this year again. missin you all. love ya lots the cambridge girls x (paula, kay, jade, shelley, claire and carrie)

also, just a quick note, i am a really big gay.
I remember gun head pete from cheekys now, i forgot before. But he was the big nice one in cheekys, (oh, the lovely pete).
So whoever you are, get your facts right.

OOOOHHHH MINCE,

Shauny
XXXX

im shaun, and i didnt write that comment below!! didnt know there was someone in marios called pete!!! when i came on holiday, natalie, ooh the lovely natalie was working along with gemma and katy and robbie i think got us in with danny! so whoever you are get your facts right, and for the babes being poor, im happy to email you the photos of them as they are top totty. shaunwilliams@hotmail.com

Also, i fancied all the blokes on the island, especially the big ones at marios and gunshot pete (or whatever he's called) , oooh mince!!!

hey katy! remember us?????? we were in every night because of you!! you played great bar games!! just to say you are the best!! and well fit too!!!!

Just reading over your site, and would love to say that marios is the best bar ever!!! i came over in the summer and had an excellent time, the staff were the best staff by far, and yo can tell that your all good friends!!! i remember gemma and katy being so funny behind the bar, you really got me drunk girls!!! and danny, you are so fit!!!!! my friend sam never really got over you!!!!

Well, it is official, me and fudge are back in the UK!!!! the last workers to leave the marios/cheekys staff!!!!! see you all in the next few weeks, then again in november when we have the big reunion!!!! i had the best summer ever!!!!!!!!

GEM'S COMMENTS TRANSLATED INTO RUSSIAN THEN BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hawaii! As marajos/cut reunion of staff of monkeys on this page! About and jassou leksaj u sexual suka! Pleased kim the pure genius, especially marko's supports songs they r, but cannot print it on here! Dzhoj and Denni we should meet in a smoke soon, Kejti and to evade, support dream in kardejmna! Hope, that all u tourists come back the next year for a lot of mockery and release shots! Pass u everything, a jamb wait within the next year. Lives chesnej on so make Dejva and Steve! Love I x x x x
Postscript. Love u Too big D!!!
Gemstone of the Gemstone (on October, 05 2003)

JOE'S COMMENTS TRANSLATED INTO GERMAN THEN BACK INTO ENGLISH
(I WAS BORED)


Yassou!!!! In carried thus in England, guild language wait to be back in fondling.
Danny, Gteat comments on the cheekys side about Pete!! Somebody had to say it!! I bet Fondling is dead without best DJ in northern London which is not there more. Be a Dont worry, sick person, back. Nonsense, I am absent you load honey. You get text I if your new phone. Largely all big people I worked with in Marios, Lex, Danny, Danny, Mitch, Nat, precious stone, Katy and of course the mighty Nico!! Hope to see you all soon.
HP. Dan, is you back in the dirt??
Joe (DJ's pulse) (GEEZER OF THE MONTH)
Joe Cockney (on the 2nd October, 2003)

What?? Think you been watching 8 mile a bit too much mate.

eh chick chick chamon.........ehyyyyyyyy herrrhhhhhhh!!! check dis place is bad shalmon!!! me and my bad ass mother f**king monkey(bubbles) love that s**t ehhhyyyy hearghhhhhhhhh!! check your self!!

Well yes, me and fudge are officially the only workers left on the island, but dont worry, because we are bigging it all up to you, the workers from marios and cheekys!!!

I miss you too JOEY!!!! love fudge x

Big up to the tourists!! PLEASE COME BACK, WE NEED SOMETHING TO DO, AND PEOPLE TO TALK TO!!!! Im getting fed up with fudges singing!!!!!!

hi there everyone, like the little songs, very amusing, kym is just singing them to me as we speak! anyway had a wicked summer with you all and yes we will all definitely be meeting up. i know that katy and fudge are probably the only people left on the island, drag it out man..... only joking

love sexy lexy xxxxx

Yassou!!!! Im so bored in England, cant wait to be back in Kos.
Danny, Gteat comments on the cheekys page about Pete!! Someone needed to say it!! I bet Kos is dead without the best DJ in north london not being there anymore. Dont worry, Ill be back. Fudge, I miss you loads honey. Text me when you get your new phone. Big up all the great people I worked with in Marios, Lex, Danny, Danny, Mitch, Nat, Gem, Katy and of course the mighty Nico!! Hope to see you all soon.
PS. Dan, are you back in the grime??
Joe (DJ PULSE)(GEEZER OF THE MONTH)

Hey there lamos me again. katy, sorry i did'nt say bye, so i'll say it now, bye. thats all i've got to say anyway. gemma, i think i love you aswell, ha!

Me again Fudge says i missed a bit out on gemmas song!!! but she cant remember it!!!! i also forgot Lex!!!!!! she was amazing and also worked with us!!!!! Big Up Lex with Thumbs!!! ( you boys remember that mark etc, you know who you are!!) and danny you didnt say bye!!!! but see you when we all meet up in england for our marios/cheekys reunion!!!! and of course i remember you sisters, how could i not, you were both stunning!! and you came round the bar for some photos!!!!

fudge says: Chesney is living on!!!!

hey everyone, the best barlady ever is here, thankyou all so much for your comments, i miss you all loads esp gem and the 2 dannys and erena!!!!! a big hello to all the tourists who came in, come back next year!!!!!

Fudge says: Hi to everyone and she will in touch shortly, and check out cheeky monkeys bar!!!

your name is gemma and you are a freak,
your our friend cos you are a geek,
gemma johnson,
your worked at marios from june till september
when you go we hope you remember
gemma johnson

take care loads of love katy and fudge!!

Danielle minten whoever you are, you have no imagination. one pocksy line. it was gud! my dog could write a better line than that, and he's probably better looking than you. you bore.

hey there everyone, danny from mario's here, yes thats me, the best looking pr on the island. just wanna say one quick thing everything about the place was s**t, apart from me. all you tourists that i met, just remember you'll never be as cool as me. all you lame ars's who spent hours trying to drink a tiny fishbowl......your g*y and tight. see you all next year losers. king danny

gem, hi! if i remember right ur the 1 goes to roehampton uni? U lot were all great, really funny, I remember u singing that song to craig! I was with 2 other girls, we were all there bout2 weeks ago now, all ad dark hair, I was the tiny 1! we spent almost every night down at cheekys and marios drinkin way past the music ended but ulot were all such a laugh it kept us entertained! we were still sayin bye to every1 outside cheekys+marios 15 mins b4 our coach 4 the airport came! I live right by ur uni! small world eh!? sorry if im thinkimg of the wrong person! :)

it was gud!

mitch! u rok! (apart from takin the p**s out of our accents!) anyway! keep in touch mate, and we'll see you next year! u made this place good!!! bo selecta!!! luv danni and aimz (ur little sisters!!!)xxx

the bar with my 2 most favourite, gorgeous pr's danny and mitch.
thanx guys 4 being part of such a great holiday!
hope u'l both b back next year.......
stay smiling ;) xx

And that was meant to be Katy not Maty....

Maty....probs dont remember us..2 sisters who were in Kos for 2 weeks from 13th August, but just wanted to say u were the est bar lady and have lovely picture of u! Will be back next year so hope you're still there!

...oh and erena too was also there...

iranu

oovavoo

Hi guy's hope you are all still having fun out there. Mario's is one of the best places on the island with by far and away the best staff working there. You are all legends. Natalia (i love you), Little Dan (Funny little bastared), Big Dan (Cool geezer), Gemma (Quality even with a ned),Erena (Wicked dancer), Katy (The best bar lady ever, ever, ever), Mitch (best one to have a conversation with). I loved every minute of it out there with you guys you are all so cool. I just want to be there again but that will have to wait untill next year. Take care guy's, see you soon. I love you natalia.

Didn't mean the average marks, i am computer stupid.....

i am now back just 2 mins from slough and i want to kill myself......

Over and out

also, when i said it is the best bar apart from cheekys, i meant that cheekys is the second best....

thats what i meant....


p.s. dan's mum

This is the best bar on the island, apart from cheeky's, big up to natalia (chin-koyer yak she mash), danny, midget danny, gemma (best waitress ever!!), mitch katy, robby, matt, jo- dj from the ad when he puts his mum in the old people home(he being the mum) and all others in marios and cheekys, yeah, the mountain is good, go up it then come back down, i know that mountain, then go up on a scooter, nine maverick bars and this you say is nothing.....

big up, wanna go some, power extreme to the max, HIGH FIVE YEAH DUDES.......


catch you all later....



p.s. dan's mum

Great drinks, Great people, Great nights, Thanx 4 the sparklers!!!!

THE BEST BAR IN KARDAMENA!! The staff there are the cats nipples. Big hello to Danny, Danny, Iri, Katie, Mitch, Natalie and my favourite fish Gemma. X

message to llian cole, i know the address and phone number to marios bar if you still need it.

hiya! we love gemma! thanks for a wicked time! long live the fishbowl! and danny the g*y midget is a geezer, and he's not gay! take it easy!

50 minute barrel boys true champions! love yall peace!

does anyone know the address or fax number or anything for marios, as i really need to contact someone who works there. thanks x

We f**king love'd it, not quite sure what they put in those fish bowls but it worked for me. I must agree ladies Jamie and Clint are the don's their capability to snort tequila is v impressive. If you are about to go out there ask Clint to do his shark impression it will crack you up and grab a Jamie special for me.
The PR's outside there and cheaky monkies and dimonds and will keep you entertained long after the music stops.
WE LOVE YOU MARIOS AND WILL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR XXX

marios is the best bar in kardamena thanx to the sexy jamie, clint and danny aka beer belly man, peelie nose man and shaving ken we love you boys-the essex girls xxx x

Marios is a wicked bar, but i think thats due to the bar staff who are so fine, esp Jamie tho i think most girls have had Jamie!
Def the bar for a good time
xxx

Bit of a delayed response, but Emma Newland (October 2002) is talking complete crap. Vodka & Orange made with squash, yeah right. Never have I ever seen a bottle of orange squash behind that bar. If you can't take the strengh of a decent Vodka & Orange then stay in sunny old England and enjoy paying 3 or 4 times as much as out in in Kos. Anyway, if you at Marios you should have been drinking Fishbowls; it all starts so innocently and ends in a dribbling mess - GREAT!!!!

Who do you need to contact in Marios?

The only decent thing about this bar is the fact that it's on the sea front and has a nice view. Other than that, it's crap. The drinks are watered down, the vodka and orange comes with Vodka and orange SQUASH instead of pure orange and it doesn't taste nice, and the Malibu they serve is some cheap coconut liquid, probably from the local supermarket! And they charge more than other bars for weaker versions! Don't bother going here unless you want to be bored all night and ripped off.

The fishbowls were amazing. best bar for them!!! Chris and Jamie who work there were damn fine too!!!!

Does Marios Bar have a fax number?

The address as i need to get hold of someone who works there!