Bum oyle beach i called it. If you think bumholes a beach then you must think that mike baldwin would look fetching in a rubber wig. Smell the tarmac people, it aint a beach ! Why dont you splash out a few more bob and find a proper beach ? I would rather brave the used ****** of Blackpool than dip my big you know what in bubble !

 I wasnt impressed too much with the 16 foot long stretch of sand and bottle tops in Kardamina. I trod on a broken bottle , sliced my arm on the rocks and had to put up with endless hassle from a bar called knackers on the harbour front.