hey everyone, me and the Harrogate boys (and tarqhers the southern fairy from kensington) are coming to kardemena at the end of july for two weeks. you might remember us from st tropez last year if you were there- we were the roudy bunch drinking the bars dry. We're looking forward to getting ruddy sloshed and you girlies better watch out. Anyone up for challenging us at a game of beach rugga better be ready for a jolly good pasting too!
Hazza

Gutentag englanders. Me and mine friends from Deutschland is looking forward to meeting with the girls in Kardemena. I am and hoping you boys are wanting the penalty shoot-out in the beach, ja?! perhaps it is true that we will help show a lesson! You will never win.
I hope we have a good time together and lots of party - we Germans no how to party.