Oh shush your cakehole brenda, were you expecting your country manor in the lake district?? Granted, the apartments are basic, as with most on the island, but they were clean and roomy and had brillaint views from the balcony. The maids were friendly and cleaned every couple of days.

Best bar on the island for music, drinks, and staff. Massive hello to Rob, Louise, Leo, Phil and especially Kim. If anyone is out there in the next few weeks ask Kim for her Mas Y Mas dance and "NO, NO, NO, NO" catchphrase - its something else. Oh and phil, don't forget my job next year mate!

This bar has probably the best toilets on the island - no joke. Staff are cool as donkeys, decent music and drinks. Big Yassou out to Mark, Drew, Adam, Vicki, Karen, Lorraine. Oh and Mark, it was very big of you to come out of the closet in front of us, meant a lot and the best of luck to you as a gay.

Decent bar. DJ was strange. Nice cocktails and PRs, big hello to Matt and to Fudge who is far from ugly. Fudge has a little donkey that if you hit hard enough runs like a horse, ask her for a demonstration.

Superb bar, crazy staff, good music and drinks. Yassou out to Gemma-dave, Alex, Pig-tails, and Craig. And a warning to people considering working here next season, your legs will be cursed - you have been warned.

malaka, forgot to change the scores to Excellent, sorry