Hi there any ladies going to Kardamena in mid-June, I have a lovely package for you to play with, as have my 3 other well endowed chums who are coming to cause some carnage in the summer. So if fancy you a chopathon then get in touch. AVE IT!!!!!!!!!

We're going to chop the birds, we're going to chops the birds, we're going to do big turds, tra-la-la-la-la!!
MINGETASTIC!