This is the place to go to relax and unwind, I would like to say hello to my brother Yannis (Jonhy boy)and his fantastic family!! They own the restaurant above and do the best 'Baby ribs' in the whole world, never mind Kos!! Hiya to Dieta? Hope thats how it's spelt my German friend. I fell in love on paradise beach with a beautiful girl. I will never forget her!! 'Like the sun through the trees she came to love me, ... Like a leaf on the breeze she blew away'.
I will be back next year, how can a man deny in his life something as beautiful as paradise beach, and yannis and his family?!
Resplendant..... a true work of art!
Bekky.... Seva is a very good call.... Adam you big mongo!! Where the hell have you been you baldy barnakle?? We were just talking about you some 4 days ago.... you are a photo-fit off crimestoppers!! I am just adjusting my monocle!! Yeessss... mmmmmmmmm indeeeeeedy
simply superb!! Very very nice place, the overall look of this restaurant represents what you will eat on the menu, quality!! Money well spent!
Than you Mel for a superb meal. Myself and my future wife ate at Loustros and loved it. Being a chef myself i can be very very critical but I have to bow down in respect to your ability to produce such a nice tasting and looking 'real' burger!! Keep up the good work Mel and Demitris.
The service here outstrips the food by a whisker! Overall everything was to a high quality. Thanks to Mike and all the staff there for making myself and my future wife feel so at home and wanted!!
A big thank you to Jane and Themos (sure thats spelt wrong). The chicken soup and the Lamb i had there were simply superb. Anyone who likes quailty food and a resplendent restaurant will never go wrong if they eat here. Keep it up guys and thanks again.
Not having a go at Jakes here but the workers raved on to me about the sunday luch there..... I was so pissed off with my friends when the meal arrived!! The gravy was so tasteless, and the roast potatoes were a joke! Would take a minor miricle for me to ever set foot in there again!!
Some restaurants look devine.... this is one of those restaurants. The service was superb but the food I ate let the whole experience down.... sorry guys!!
When you go past a restaurant every night and it's packed you think it has to be good right..... well it was!! Simple!
Billy, Simon, Hutchy, and Pete... thanks for the hospitality.... see you all again soon
Had a week in Kos with my fiance.... spent at least two maybe three hours a night here. Caroline, BBB (Bowling ball belly) Chris, Chris, and sarah made time there a real pleasure. Thanks you lot and see you soon.
I have over many years used just about every moped hire place in the village of Kardamena. This place is by far the most professional, the most reasonable and by far the best option in the village.
hello all, bernie here.... i sooooo miss everything and anything to do with kos!! even the sea front b***hing! got engaged in kos last year, had a great holiday too (cheers aussie bill, chris, chris, tatoo pete, simon, hutchy, bobby etc). the resort is dying a death and i think i got out just in time. the lesson to learn is quite simple though 'treat people as you would expect to be treated' too many bars, tour companies, car hire, restaurants etc rip people off!! high prices for a s**t service is so disrespectful and people dont suffer it for long. this is a cancer called 'greed'. 'mr. greed' may seem to be your friend, but the s**ty, foul, putrid taste he leaves behind will come back to haunt you in time!! anyone with any good pics please send to me at email@example.com i love and miss all my greek friends! the people of kardamena are in my heart till i die! i love you all (even the sea front b***hes)!
What ever happened to the ape man? Barnacle bonce? Swimming cap head? The wrost PR in the history of PR'ing? ADAM..... where the fook are ya matey?
Here's to Yannis, great guy, great bar, and here's to a guy who tries to entertain the holiday makers of Kos. If everyone had a go the way this man does the resort would be alive and kicking!! Keep up the good work Yannis, your a star!! Minas, Nicterrious, and Yannis parents.... Yasssooohhhh!!
hello again friends. i miss greece so much and i am so hungry for it's hot, atmosphere. just want to say hello to everyone i once knew out there!! i miss the greek friends, greece is a world leader in my eyes, laid back, friendly, volitile, passion filled, and confident!! andy from leeds.... what the f**k do you think your doing!! you cant use cillet bang as toothpaste you silly bloody bugger! and lee (worzel gummidge) stop using 'manky w**ks' kettle descaller as mouth wash, your teeth have been condemed by the nhs s**t teeth squad!! ihear that adam 2003 (most usless fooking pr ever) has taken to rubbing glue on his baldy head and rushing into barber shops and spinning on his head to collect cuttings for his disgraseful baldy head!!
i sat and drank alone in this bar, i couldnt help noticing a huge inflatable c**k growning from under my table, this one armed boxer grew to an enormous size untill it eventually exploded!! there was c**k and balls all over the place. then i awoke to find myself in the phoenix club!! dave and ellen are stars.... great friends and worldly wise. hope to see you guys soon.
a very big hello to my friends george and phil, you two guys are top blokes, big respect to you and your bar!! well worth a visit people. i love the topless volleyball after 12am. i thought i'd died and gone to heaven.
What the fook is the problem regarding this Russian Spy Alexander Litvinenko (the poisioned spy from Russia)! I (Bernie) have sent people from Bernies bar looking far worse than that fookeing mongol! At least he has still got his fooking eyebrows and ball hair!! Oopss..... sorry Just heard he's died. FOOT IN IT!!
I have stayed at the Agrellis twice now. This place has class, shere quality whilst offering rooms from as little as 15 euros per night. For so long I stayed away from this hotel thinking it was too expensive due to its stylish looks and beautiful pool. I was so happy to find I was wrong. I would not hesitate in recommending this place to anyone. It is a seriously good hotel at superb prices.
i think now, looking back, wearing an octopus wig and smoking a aboriginal pin pipe did suit barnacle bonce adam. i remember mocking this species one morning as he sat smoking dried sea horse s**t. his eyes rolled like a troubled ship in a force 10 gale as i leaned across the bar grabbing my 'next' cigarettes. a tentacle detached from adams wig making its way toward the opened till. like a true pirate his wig was highly trained in till dipping. aaarrrggghhhhhh cried i as i slammed a bottle of cheap rum over adams head!! he landed with an almighty thump in a heap that resembled a nude bernard manning. his octopus wig dived into the sea screaming 'to the sea'... 'to the sea'
Seems such a long time ag since I blessed this bar with my knowledge of R&B. R&B is without doubt the future, I adore this type of musice, I mean,,,, who the fook are Guns n Roses anyway? Who are The Stone Roses? who says 'The Rollin Stones' are a good band who truely understand a good beat??!! The Rollin Stones smell of fish!! and that Keith Richards isnt PRETTY!! Fook U Charlie Moon!! And Ronnie Watts! ... and the other fooker!! This year I will dance with the moonshine on a sea of mystery. Red Indian chief will guide my vissions! See you all this year my Brothers (Male and female)!!
Billy..... your a star of Biblical proportions, next time Jesus graces this earth I am sure he will head for the Aussie bar for a swift bottle of Heineken with Billly (listening to beautiful Greek music of course). He will don a Greek football shirt and head off to Kos Town with Billy to check out a strip joint. The Malaka bar, just near the beach! Love you Billy